19 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

the-best-of-funny:

fishingboatproceeds:

daniellarose1:

This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….

Oh good Lord.

X

the-best-of-funny:

fishingboatproceeds:

daniellarose1:

This made me laugh so hard. Of course they are giving out tissues with this movie….

Oh good Lord.

X

16 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

(Source: pulsir, via bunnyfood)

16 9 / 2014

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 
Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.
I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.
Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.
For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.
I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely, Mark dutchster

dutchster:

Applying for jobs like

Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

(via pleatedjeans)

16 9 / 2014

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

13 9 / 2014

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com, via friedchickenrave)

10 9 / 2014